This is me, telling you news. News is what you are reading, like, now. Well, school is out for the summer, so uh "hooo-eeyh" I guess. On the flip though, I now have this job-thing that I apparently have to tend to instead. So, yeah, fuck.
But fear not, my melancholy misanthropic friend, I intend to do my best at keeping my shit up**.
With that in mind, I bid vale, and a hearty fuck off.
(**Disclaimer, my best is still susceptible to latency and general awfulness. You have been warned.)